Tuesday, August 14, 2012

How to Tunnelfuk

Tunnelfukking is easy and fun.


  1. Take the bus or rail to Main St. Square. Look at all the lines that go there!

2. Enter the tunnel system at Mckinney Place.





3. Continually bear right to get to the Downtown Loop (red) Tunnel.




4. When you enter the Downtown Loop Tunnel, watch for the restroom entrance and remember its location. Continue to bear to the right, and you will find the group.




5. You can tunnelfuk alone, or with a group, or you can alternate. You can perform individually, with a group, or both.

6. Wear bright costumey clothes for good visual effect.

7. A few things to keep in mind:
  • There's no cell service down there but the coffee shops have wi-fi
  • In Houston, it is illegal to show your ass, cock, balls, pussy, or--if you're a woman--breasts
  • Don't do anything to get yourself arrested, such as violating the smoking or open container ordinances (unless your performances is to get yourself arrested).
8. Sway and I--and hopefully some others--will be around to help you get oriented. The fukking itself will be fairly organic to the moment.

9. Document discreetly! Use a bag or a hat to conceal your camera. Pretend to be talking in a phone. Use your wits!

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